ARIZONA
- Hunting camels is prohibited.
- Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. (This goes back in the days of the Wild West.)
- There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
- Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
- It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
- You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
OHIO
- Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
- It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
- It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
- The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
- Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.