- Boldly going nowhere.
- If you lived in your car,
you'd be home by now. - Hang up and drive.
- It's lonely at the top,
but you eat better. - In Braille: 'If you can read this,
you're driving too close.' - Seen on the back of a biker's jacket:
'If you can read this, my wife fell off.' - I didn't retire - I surrendered!