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Mahatma Gandhi as you know walked barefoot most of the time which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him what?
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A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

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A Polar Bear goes into a bar and says, " Can I have a gin
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........tonic please?"

The barman serves him and says, "Sure, but why the large pause?"
Polar Bear says, "Don't know, I've always had them."