Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a skunk?
A: Winnie the Phew!
Q: What did the Arithmetic textbook say to the Reading textbook?
A: "Don't tell me your sad stories, I'm the one with the problems!"
Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
Q: What did the picture say to the wall?
A: I've been framed!
Q: What did the wall say to the picture?
A: Hi Art!
What You May Not Know 'Bout Noah....
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck
What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
"Now I herd everything"
Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?
They kept saying neigh
What animal could Noah not trust?
The cheetah
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
Flood lights
Who was the first canning factory run by?
Noah - he had a boat full of preserved pairs
Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
No, he came forth out of the ark...