Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the
first thing God said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?" Adam asked. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit," said God.
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?" Adam and Eve asked, jumping up
and down excitedly.
"It's over there," said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after
making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw the kids having an
apple break and He was very angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" the First Parent asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you do it?" God asked exasperated.
"I dunno," Adam answered.
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their
own.
Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed. But, there is a reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give your children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be so hard on yourself. If God had trouble handling His children, what makes you think it should be a piece of cake for you?
By Bill Cosby