- It's more fun to color outside the lines.
- If you're gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.
- Ask why until you understand.
- Hang on tight.
- Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.
- Make up the rules as you go along.
- It doesn't matter who started it.
- Ask for sprinkles.
- If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
- Save a place in line for your friends.
- Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying.
- If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.
- Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
- Making your bed is a waste of time.
- There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
- Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.
- You work so hard pedaling up the hill that you hate to brake on the way down.
- You can't ask to start over just because you're losing the game.
- Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
- When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14
- Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
- Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
- Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
- Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
- Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11
- Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14
- Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9
- Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
- Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10
- When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
- Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8